fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

ruledbycrowley:

Jim Sterling
↳ Leverage (1x13 The Second David Job)

mazinoman11:

Laure lookin’ majestic as heck

loveasunnyday:

SIU why

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

(Source: vinebox)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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Artist: 50 bells
Track: "In da Town Hall"
Plays: 9,213 plays

animalcrossingnewleaf-blog:

This is pretty awesome.

(Source: psykeout)

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

stickyleaf:

Baam, Tower of God fan art! I tried, but still he looks too grown up…. anyway, it’s an awesome webtoon.